What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 00:05

-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
The Man with the Golden Gun
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Diamonds Are Forever
-J W Pepper
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”Ah so!”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Dr No
Octopussy
Live and Let Die
You Only Live Twice
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Moonraker
Goldfinger
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
A View to a Kill
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
From Russia With Love
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”She is very sexyful!”
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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